Genetic Engineer At Heart T-Shirts

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A day at the transgenic races

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

GM Crops Genie.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Jerk Gene

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"