Genetic Engineer T-Shirts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

New, Improved Cat

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Having consumed them for years, I can assure you, my company's GMO food products are perfectly safe."

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"

'In the beginning, Biophase Gentics Inc created us.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Cloning Research

'I ask you - does this potato look like intellectual property to you?'

"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

Twin Towns/Cloning

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'Call the FBI! Do I have a story about novox genlab!'