Genetic Engineer T-Shirts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

New, Improved Cat

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Having consumed them for years, I can assure you, my company's GMO food products are perfectly safe."

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"

"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"

A stem cell here, a stem cell there...

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'In the beginning, Biophase Gentics Inc created us.'

'I ask you - does this potato look like intellectual property to you?'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Cloning Research

Of Men and Mice

'Call the FBI! Do I have a story about novox genlab!'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

Twin Towns/Cloning