Gene Wizard Gifts

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Gene Therapy

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gerald Ratner's return

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Websiteless -- please help.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."