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"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Gene Therapy

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gerald Ratner's return

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Websiteless -- please help.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."