Genetic Wizard T-Shirts

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

Animal Engineering Lab.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Rose Garden

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'That plant food really works!'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Computer whisperer.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

P.C. in the Stone

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'