Genetics Wizard Prints

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"