Eco-friendly Wizard T-Shirts

I brake for worms

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Dustbin monster.

Go on! Pick a card.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Spell Checker

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Recycling

Vegan Voldemort

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

saving water

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'I'll need your username and password...'

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Recycled Garbage

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

Duct Cleaning

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"This has nothing to do with any of that. It's an electronic component."

'Flower and water'

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

Clown Gardening

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

Recycling depot.