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'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Side effects may include....'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

George Martin

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Money Tree

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?