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"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Maths is fun!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Math Teacher