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Kekule was predestined

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"He's my school project for science class."

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'