Particle Whiz T-Shirts

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Math Teacher

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Lucky Guess."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."