Particle Whiz Gifts

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."