Blending Whiz Gifts

Oh you smoothie

The first car accident.

Nerd tryouts.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

If God was a programmer

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

Bananas eye the blender

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

"I'm going to call it zero."