Baking Whiz Gifts

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"Lemming" Meringue Pie

"Would you like a meat pie?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Toast: the high energy food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Little chef.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

The perfect man

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Tupperware Wolf

Baker

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Oh you smoothie

Ernest Hemingway

I bake my own bread

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

The Connoisseur.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

If God was a programmer

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

Penfriend