Pastry Whiz Gifts

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastry Hat

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Baking

Toast: the high energy food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Doughboy Dad

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."