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'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"I'd like to explain it to you, sir, but you don't have the math."

How do you remember your lock combination?

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"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"Think of a number, any number."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Maths is fun!'

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