Number Whiz Prints

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"I'd like to explain it to you, sir, but you don't have the math."

How do you remember your lock combination?

Math Teacher

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"Think of a number, any number."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The first car accident.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

Nerd tryouts.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy