Suggestion Whiz T-Shirts

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Big Bang Theory.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Lucky Guess."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.