Scholarship Whiz Pillows

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in this scholarship application instructions quite clearly says ... '

The day the stock market went UP.

Big Bang Theory.

"What's a debenture?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Dow Jones drop

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'