Scholarship Whiz Pillows

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in this scholarship application instructions quite clearly says ... '

The day the stock market went UP.

Big Bang Theory.

"What's a debenture?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Gracie's baby toys.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Dow Jones drop

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Money exchange

"He's my school project for science class."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"What comes after zillion?"