Data Whiz Gifts

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'

"Don't worry, it's good when his eyeballs spin around like that. He's buffering your information."

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Gadget geek.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Maths is fun!'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Math Teacher

"He's my school project for science class."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."