Statistic Whiz Gifts

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.