Statistic Wizard Gifts

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Waiting for retirement.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Targets.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

Dad's Workbench

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

The bucks stop here.