Probability Wizard Gifts

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

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The president's men

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Money exchange

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Wealth Juggler.