Probability Wonk Gifts

"There's a 75% probability that the election go one way or the other, but I wouldn't try to hold me to that!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

E.U. Banking Union.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Obama Healthcare.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Rock and a Hard Place

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'What I have to do first?!'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Government and Opposition

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Republican politics!

Scars and Bars