Probability Wizard T-Shirts

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Profit

The president's men

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Today we learned to count to one.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."