Statistic Wizard Prints

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Targets.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

The bucks stop here.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'...All profits are local.'