Statistical Whiz Prints

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Simply put.'