Statistical Whiz Gifts

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Group Think Time

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Multi-tasking.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.