Statistics Whiz Gifts

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'