Stat Wizard Gifts

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

'...All profits are local.'

The bucks stop here.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe the brainy looking exec with the floe chart.'

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'Bureau of Statistics'

Conflicting Reports

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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