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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'...All profits are local.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

The bucks stop here.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'If you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe the brainy looking exec with the floe chart.'

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'Bureau of Statistics'

Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

Deepseek

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Are you familiar with the phrase "demography is destiny"?