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'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Genius Envy

"It's called geometry, Mum."