Data Wizards Gifts

'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

Valley of Big Data

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"So who is this First pet?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Propping up a profits chart.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?