Data Wizards Prints

'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

Valley of Big Data

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"So who is this First pet?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Propping up a profits chart.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...