Memory Whiz Prints

Late Santa Claus

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Multi-tasking.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Where was I?

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Genius Envy

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'