Machine Whiz Prints

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

The first car accident.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Technologies and distance classes

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

I've always been slower than computers...