Tech Whizz Prints

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'