Management Whiz Prints

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Staff support"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Out and In.

"What's a debenture?"

Group Think Time

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

The Communicator

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.