Memory Humorist Pillows

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

What's an Imax cave?

The discovery of asparagus.

"Right here's fine."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

This side is the gag reel.

The Fall of Gnome

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Peter

Bible Bloopers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The Drone

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'