Memory Humorist Pillows

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bible Bloopers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Peter

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

The Drone