Memorial Lover Gifts

Steve Irwin.

"Your grandfather was a very brave man indeed."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."