Quirky Keepsake Lover Pillows

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I love you, you big fool."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Ball Pool Peril

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Storage Unit of Love

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'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Beware of Everything