Quirky Keepsake Lover Pillows

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

'No...no money... but he did leave you his Forever Stamps.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Ball Pool Peril

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Beware of Everything

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates