Quirky Memorializer T-Shirts

'I had Geoffrey's carbon made into a diamond.' 'Lovely! I had Stanley's bones made into soap.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

O'Leary's Monuments

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

"She was a good turtle."

Spring Rituals

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.

+6 Million Covid Deaths

"He loved Vegas."

A nurse uses syringes on notice board.

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

"Oh, the picture tote just helps me keep them organized."

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

Fish Memorial

Clockwise from top left: One, Two, Four, Three.

Woman in office of Ace Escalator Co. has boxes marked 'Up and 'Down'

'Just a minute. I need my stethoscope. It's here in the fridge.'

Engineering and Engine Earring

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'