Minimalist Mourner Pillows

"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."