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"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Less is more.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."