Modern Mourner T-Shirts

"Come on, love. All this fuss just because your mobile phone died."

Free speech isn't cheap!

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Ventriloquist Grave

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

You Know You're Old When...

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Friday night was always sext night.

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Modern Charm

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'He was only ninety three.'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

A grave with an array of beauty products

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'I feel ridiculous!'

Former Survivalist