Professional Mourner T-Shirts

Looking for a fun gift? Our t-shirts for professional mourners showcase clever sayings and playful graphics that keep their profession lighthearted and memorable.

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"Me, my mum and dad are professional mourners: they're really good at faking tears..."

"Me, my mum and dad are professional mourners: they're really good at faking tears..." mockup

"Me, my mum and dad are professional mourners: they're really good at faking tears..."

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Joint Ventures!

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Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe. mockup

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

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You Know You're Old When...

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"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?" mockup

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

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"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?" mockup

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

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"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!" mockup

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

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'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!' mockup

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

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'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!' mockup

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

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A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy mockup

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

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"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful." mockup

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

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'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.' mockup

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

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"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

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'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.' mockup

'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'

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Gravedigger

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'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.' mockup

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation." mockup

"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."

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'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

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