Mourning Practices T-Shirts

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Grief counselling'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

You Know You're Old When...

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Arnold Hazlet and beloved wife Tamira (unless she married that guy across the street)

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"He had a full two weeks."

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

Viking Funeral

The Invention of Country Music.

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'He was only ninety three.'

"Dead! How do you know he's dead? You're a dermatologist."

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

At the pearly gates

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"