Mourning Practices Mugs

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Life after death

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

Ventriloquist Grave

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Grief counselling'

You Know You're Old When...

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

The Invention of Country Music.

"He had a full two weeks."

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Viking Funeral

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Arnold Hazlet and beloved wife Tamira (unless she married that guy across the street)

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'He was only ninety three.'

"Dead! How do you know he's dead? You're a dermatologist."

At the pearly gates

A grave with an array of beauty products

Goliath's Widow.