Minimalist Memorial Maker Gifts

"It was what he wanted... only cheaper"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"It may only be two sentences long but I've finally done it. Written the great male romance novel."

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Model Stealth Bomber.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

The statue of Lactity.

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

O'Leary's Monuments

Daniel Chester French

The mortician's lunch-box.

Paperless Office

"He loved football very much."

"Walter Farkas 1941 - 2017"

Basic greeting cards.

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

"Aare you sure this is what he meant by a quiet funeral?"

For your tomorrow, we gave our today.

+6 Million Covid Deaths

Coronavirus: Support for the economy?

The Funniest Cartoon in the World (Detail).

'No, I'm not impressed by your massive CD collection, they're all internet service provider freebies'

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

'Do you have just a plain Happy Mother's Day? I don't want success to go to her head.'