Virtual Sympathizers Pillows

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

Communication

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Sling

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Scary Slug Stories

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Snail to Slug.

Toast

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Cards

Not far and not for long!

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

Drinking Together on Social Media

While watching Mass at home during the pandemic, dad gets the bright idea of taking up a collection.

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"Company? My God, I'd wet the floor too."

Sympathy cards: Death - Divorce - Entitlements got cut.

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"

Free Virtual Hugs

Zoom Wedding Crasher

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'That's his 14th interview.'

'I said, 'Take it with a grain of salt.' He took it literally.'

"He's just not fitting in here."

"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."

"Nevermind how fast I was going – you made me spill my cereal!!"