Virtual Sympathizers Pillows

Communication

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Sling

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Snail to Slug.

Toast

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

Not far and not for long!

Cards

Mayakovskiy V.V.

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

Drinking Together on Social Media

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

Sympathy cards: Death - Divorce - Entitlements got cut.

"Company? My God, I'd wet the floor too."

"Well, it's just the way it is: Humans don't like us, and if we wander in their vegetable gardens, they try to poison us!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'That's his 14th interview.'

'I said, 'Take it with a grain of salt.' He took it literally.'

Free Virtual Hugs

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"He's just not fitting in here."

"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."

"Nevermind how fast I was going – you made me spill my cereal!!"

'I think we should just be friends.'